Funny “Life Quotes”
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. - Anonymous
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg
There are only two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you are still a rat. - Lilly Tomlin
It's possible, you can never know, that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit. - Bill Gates
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER". - William S. Burroughs
All the world's a stage, and most of us are terribly unrehearsed. - Sean O'Casey
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is probably a poor judge of distance. - Unknown
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
Live everyday as if it was your last, because one of these days you will be right. - Unknown
When we remember we are all mad (crazy), the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain.
"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." - Charles Schulz.
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner.
"Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little." - Thomas Aloysius Dorgan.
"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy." - Anonymous.
"When every thing's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." - Anonymous.
"You can't have everything....where would you put it?" - Anonymous.
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." - Anonymous.
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space." - Anonymous.
"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." - Anonymous.
